PinkTronix – RV and Caravan Portable Satellite Systems
The Anti-Campers Prayer Answered.
If your idea of going camping is something like ours then PinkTronix is pleased to inform you that a little salvation is in sight.
Perhaps you become a submarine (Only surface when you need some help) Christian around school holidays and recitethe anti-campers prayer …. “Oh Dear Lord, please make the school break weather forecast for constant rain, so I don’t have to sweat it out in a smelly old tent.”
Is your plan for escaping the city bustle and waking up in the bush to simply buy a farm or acreage and install all the mod-cons?
Do you have nightmares at the thought of your socks standing up by themselves or your breath smelling like a politicians promise for the lack of proper ablution facilities?
If you have answered “yes” to all of the above, then chances are you will be interested in a portable “QuickSat” rapid deployment Viewer Access Satellite Television TV kit from PinkTronix.
The truth of the matter is that you won’t escape your parental obligations forever, nor is the Lord going to answer your every single prayer.
In fact if Morgan Freeman or George Burns are still running the show then they will probably dial up a months worth of beautiful spring weather just to get you and the kids out of the house…………so help me, me!!
I suppose you could attempt to bring the Lord to book by suing God, Billy Connolly style for a vicarious role in your deprivation of liberty ...but then in fairness, you would have to sue your kids as well.
Or, you could simply take the commonsense approach and mitigate much of the misery with a QuickSat portable VAST kit from PinkTronix.
With over 40 channels of rock solid satellite reception to entertain no matter where you are, the hordes of sand flies, mosquitoes and moths will simply be relegated to the status of minor annoyance as you lose yourself in latest line of mudslinging diatribes from parliament house.
No doubt, the transformation will make you as happy as a politician with a dagger and a Dorothy Dixer.
Watch the Bathurst 500 or your favourite cooking show, oblivious to the trickle of rain seeping through the seams in your Great Wall tent as the water pools in the low lying ground around your favourite pillow.
Incarcerated in what you once thought was a chamber of misery, you won’t even realize you are wiping away the sweat from the summer heat as the HDMI signal from the VAST decoder delivers you the latest footy match in full high definition.
Go on… lash out and take the surround sound system with you as well. It won’t take up much room. The Altech decoder outputs audio through 5.1 coax SPDIF and optical TOS link as well as straight stereo in the older AV configuration. Hey guys, remember the days when we had to make do with a stereo simulcasts? There you go…another great camp conversation to distract and anesthetise the mind as the billy boils over and the embers smoke out your van.
So much misery….such an easy fix!
So you think you can’t find the satellite….well that was yesterday.
Hook up your SF3280 programmable satellite finder and apart from the shrieks of your estranged wife seeking protection from the taipans, the only squeal you will hear will be the signal from OPTUS C1 as your finder effortlessly locks on to the VAST satellite transponder.
The SF3280 ignores the pretenders.
But I bet you can’t afford it because you want the house hooked up to VAST first…right?
Wrong!! The decoder can be shared and PinkTronix will offer you a great combo deal if you purchase a mobile kit and home installation together.
And remember, you don’t have to be limited to one service or one satellite either.
AUSTAR, world news, religious and ethnic TV channels are also available with a portable satellite system.
What a great distraction from the march flies and midges.
It’s true you know... The Lord works in strange ways.
PINKTRONIX PRICING.
PLEASE NOTE: PINKTRONIX IS AN AUTHORIZED SATPLUS DEALER.
PinkTronix pricing will essentially mirror SatPlus pricing with adjustments for freight, packaging, customization, installation and personalized instruction where applicable.
